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HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 13:28:23Avatar

LOL CK...actually not around our Thanksgiving table...but the "love" here is similar to what I've witnessed at other Thanksgiving tables... pretty entertaining actually.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:27:31Avatar

FUCK...I THINK KITTY SPELT THAT LAST POST FOR ME.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ISREAL?


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:26:34Avatar

CKL, YOU EVEN TO TO ISREAL AND IF NOT DO YOU HAVE A DESIRE TOO?


PatsAsOne
18 Nov 2008 13:26:33Avatar

backatchya CK


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:26:02Avatar

That must be some Thanksgiving table, HG! You met my crazy group, so you can imagine what our holiday dinners are like!!!!


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:24:53Avatar

BUT YOU ARE NOT REALLY JEWISH...YOU HEATHEN

 

So true...but by birth and upbringing I am Jewish forever. Only difference between me and a real Jew is I don't believe in god, LOL!!!!Sealed


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:24:50Avatar

SANTA'S A FREAK!

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I AGREE...LIVING WITH A BUNCH OF ELVES THAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE KIDS...THAT' MICHEAL JACKSONS WET DREAM


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 13:24:40Avatar

Wow...this is just like sitting around the Thanksgiving table!!

 Carving Turkey 


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:23:24Avatar

BUT YOU ARE NOT REALLY JEWISH...YOU HEATHEN


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 13:23:16Avatar

SANTA'S A FREAK!


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:22:59Avatar

back atcha Wave.


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:21:12Avatar

Big LOL@ TC!!!!


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:20:07Avatar

DO JEWISH GIRLS ONLY SIT ON THE RABBI LAP?

Not this Jewish girl...


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 13:20:00Avatar

HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON ONE OF THEIR LAPS, SMELT THE ALCOHOL ON THEIR BREATH WHILE THEY TRY TO GRAB YOU CROTCH? 

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In Florida, that's considered part of marriage.   Am I right?

No. We here in Florida were told that's one of the rituals they do in Texas, actually.

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(jumping off Santa's lap and throws whiskey bottle at ck)

THAT IS A LIE!!!  

(pushes Santa's hand away from crotch)

 


SteveTheCat
18 Nov 2008 13:19:51Avatar

CK Scott, Back atcha.. Paul you still suck (,,,,,,,,) is that enogh commas for you (grins pearly teeth)

hahhahhah (((((PAUL)))) jk hun


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:19:11Avatar

No TC. Jewish girls don't sit on Santa's lap--ever.

i AM SURE THAT A JOKE CAN BE MADE THERE BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TOUCH THAT ONE, ILL LEAVE IT UP TO PAUL.

 

Um, Paulie married a Mormon. He knows NOTHING about Jewish girls.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:18:25Avatar

DO JEWISH GIRLS ONLY SIT ON THE RABBI LAP?


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:17:57Avatar

HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON ONE OF THEIR LAPS, SMELT THE ALCOHOL ON THEIR BREATH WHILE THEY TRY TO GRAB YOU CROTCH? 

_____________________

In Florida, that's considered part of marriage.   Am I right?

No. We here in Florida were told that's one of the rituals they do in Texas, actually.


luko65
18 Nov 2008 13:16:45Avatar

cklaurence18 Nov 2008 13:15:03Avatar

No TC. Jewish girls don't sit on Santa's lap--ever.

i AM SURE THAT A JOKE CAN BE MADE THERE BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TOUCH THAT ONE, ILL LEAVE IT UP TO PAUL.

 


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 13:16:40Avatar

ALL TC WANTS FOR XMAS IS A LAP DANCE FROM SANTA

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You make it sound so dirty. 


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:16:22Avatar

No TC. Jewish girls don't sit on Santa's lap--ever.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE GOOD JEWISH GIRLS THAT DIDN'T SIT ON HIS LAP?


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:15:03Avatar

No TC. Jewish girls don't sit on Santa's lap--ever.


luko65
18 Nov 2008 13:14:53Avatar

ONLY LADIES ARE ALLOWED TO SIT ON THIS SANTAS LAP!!!


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:13:35Avatar

ALL TC WANTS FOR XMAS IS A LAP DANCE FROM SANTA


Utah
18 Nov 2008 13:13:33Avatar

BRB...going to grab a burger...I may never get out of town, today.


Utah
18 Nov 2008 13:12:47Avatar

Santa's to fat to sit on my skinny lap...lol.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:11:57Avatar

I don't sit on Santa's lap...

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YOU JUST LIKE IT BETTER WHEN SANTA SITS ON YOUR LAP. LOL


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 13:11:36Avatar

How could someone with a Santa avatar be a loser?

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HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON ONE OF THEIR LAPS, SMELT THE ALCOHOL ON THEIR BREATH WHILE THEY TRY TO GRAB YOU CROTCH? 

_____________________

In Florida, that's considered part of marriage.   Am I right? 


Utah
18 Nov 2008 13:11:08Avatar

I don't sit on Santa's lap...


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:10:03Avatar

How could someone with a Santa avatar be a loser?

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HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON ONE OF THEIR LAPS, SMELT THE ALCOHOL ON THEIR BREATH WHILE THEY TRY TO GRAB YOU CROTCH? 


luko65
18 Nov 2008 13:09:05Avatar

CONSIDER THE SOURCE CK, IT IS COMMING FROM PAUL.


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:08:06Avatar

How could someone with a Santa avatar be a loser?


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:07:46Avatar

Answered, Wave.


luko65
18 Nov 2008 13:07:46Avatar

P9X18 Nov 2008 13:06:24Avatar

LUKO IS A LOSER

____________________

SO WHATS YOUR POINT?


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:07:07Avatar

Got it and answered, Scott.


PatsAsOne
18 Nov 2008 13:06:35Avatar

CK...s mail from me, too.

 

you three Waverly.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:06:34Avatar

SO IS THAT MY FAULT


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:06:24Avatar

LUKO IS A LOSER


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:06:06Avatar

and Paul it's not just you Hate called and Hate Hates you (grins pealy white smile signs off)

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HAD TO READ THAT A FEW TIMES TO REALIZE IF I THROW IN A COMMA IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. LMAO


luko65
18 Nov 2008 13:03:26Avatar

ITS ALL PAULS FAULT!!


SteveTheCat
18 Nov 2008 13:03:19Avatar

CK mail, and Paul it's not just you Hate called and Hate Hates you (grins pealy white smile signs off)


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 13:02:09Avatar

Well I don't care what anyone says, I like having Paulie here!!


P9X
18 Nov 2008 13:00:05Avatar

TC, ADD SUCKS...DOESN'T IT? HAHAHAHAHA


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:56:59Avatar

SEE HG GETS ME...I EVEN HATE MYSELF, BUT MOSTLY LOVE MYSELF WHEN I'M NOT HATING MYSELF.


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:56:08Avatar

You're sorta like Dirty Harry...

"Harry doesn't play favorites. He hates everybody."


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:55:08Avatar

CKL, YOU ARE TO CONCEITED TO THINK I ONLY BASH YOU. LMAO


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 12:55:04Avatar

I'm impressed Paul thinks he can get through one page a day.

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HEY!!! I CAN ALWAYS TRY!

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Well then.   Record you reading out loud and just let me have the tape.    I might can get through that in one day.   LOL 


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:54:57Avatar

SEATTLE...YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALONE...YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE LIONS TO HANG OUT WITH

Thank you, Paul. That really makes me feel so much better.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:54:06Avatar

I'm impressed Paul thinks he can get through one page a day.

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HEY!!! I CAN ALWAYS TRY!


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:52:43Avatar

Abs - smail back atchya.


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:52:39Avatar

WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS POSTING HERE BEFORE THE BET...I LIKE IT HERE, I REALLY DO...FOR REAL...WITH ALL SERIOUSNESS.

Because I am all the closer for you to bash, dearest Paulie?Innocent


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:52:34Avatar

SEATTLE...YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALONE...YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE LIONS TO HANG OUT WITH


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:52:09Avatar

LOL at CK...


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:51:22Avatar

Something like this, Hawk?

PUHLEASE, PUHLEASE, PUHLEASE BUY MY BOOK. HELP A STARVING AUTHOR. I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY MANSION, MY CARS AND MY CHILDREN.CryCryFrownCrySurprisedYellCry


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 12:51:06Avatar

I'm impressed Paul thinks he can get through one page a day.

 


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:50:43Avatar

WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS POSTING HERE BEFORE THE BET...I LIKE IT HERE, I REALLY DO...FOR REAL...WITH ALL SERIOUSNESS.


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:49:54Avatar

Q.  How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl? 

A.  Nobody knows and we may never find out.


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:49:44Avatar

I still haven't given up on you eventually breaking down and wanting a copy, Paulie.Money mouth

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TELL YOU WHAT...WHY DON'T YOU POST ONE PAGE A DAY HERE ON YOUR SITE AND I'LL READ IT THAT WAY. 


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:49:14Avatar

Well Paulie, only two more days and you'll be back at the Patriot page. We'll miss you!


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:48:26Avatar

Use written power of persuasion, CK...


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:47:44Avatar

I still haven't given up on you eventually breaking down and wanting a copy, Paulie.Money mouth


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:46:44Avatar

LOL


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:46:39Avatar

Just ask the Divas how brutal I am about forcing Demons on everyone.


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:46:17Avatar

Paulie. I have 5 parking passes and make sure I have 5 cars at each game, set up next to one another, tailgates down, huge red tent and ten cheerleaders in skimpy outfits out there selling the book....


P9X
18 Nov 2008 12:42:48Avatar

CKL, DO YOU SET UP A BOOK STAND WHEN YOU GO TAILGATING AT THE DOLPHINS GAMES? HAHAHAHA


HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:42:09Avatar

 Vacuum 


TC Texan
18 Nov 2008 12:41:11Avatar

HOOVER!     I was trying to remember that and couldn't.


cklaurence
18 Nov 2008 12:41:10Avatar

Hello dahlings. Paulie, you continue to surprise mel--but that's as much of a compliment as you'll get from me!

 

Hey Abs, everything okay? I'm concerned about Try--he lives near the fires. I think I'll text him.


THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
18 Nov 2008 12:38:10Avatar

HG....Mail

HawkGirl67
18 Nov 2008 12:37:47Avatar

HA HA HA